THE SYNAPTIC DISSIDENT -- Telling It Like It Is




Wednesday, November 7, 2012

Advice To People Who Truly Love America..

Before you pack those bags and head north to Canada...... BREATHE. That's it. Keep breathing. You're not happy, I'm not happy. The vermin in the country of whatever color have re-elected their Emperor. They don't care about Benghazi. Nor for the many lies and untruths told by the Obama administration (HA HA HA) They only give a crap for their Obamaphones.

Now, are you still with me? Good. That means you're still alive and you're still cognizant. You shake your head with dismay..... at the thumping that Romney took. And we have to look at Obama another four years.... unless he declares himself President forever. (And how many people are going to take kindly to that???)

There is a bright side. If the system still works..... at all.... we only have to look at him for four more years. And then we can be rid of him for good.

But you and I have come to realize something. The true "government" operates behind the scenes. All that happened is we re-elected their public whipping post, their bitch boy. That's it. Nothing different from any other election. And, had Mittens won the day, nothing would transpire differently. We'd just have a Caucasian, magic underwear sporting bitch boy instead.

We will pull together. We will still collaborate for the common good. We still have freedom that no one can take away. That is my silver lining in this dark, dark cloud.... is that YOU are still here. Believing in the same freedom principles I do.

More to come folks! ==) The Management

Friday, October 19, 2012

Please help. I am drowning in bullshit.

From black Americans threatening to riot if Obama loses the 2012 Election, to Paul Ryan (VP candidate) barging his way into a soup kitchen to get photographed washing clean dishes after the meal was already served...I am at risk of alienating myself politically from 99% of the populace.

Why? well here are some examples of the bovine excrement who are running for office.

Obama lying his ass off.


Mitt Romney is not immune from lying his ass off either.


Biden, Pinocchio. Difference?


Paul Ryan, douchebag extraordinaire.

Now, there is another option...


Ron Paul is the only one who doesn't completely sicken me. He is the only one who isn't a complete sack of rat guts and cat vomit. Yet, liberals want their god Owebama, and conservatives don't like Paul because ........ surprise, a vote for Paul means a vote for Obama because it isnt a vote for Romney.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

As a fiscal conservative but human rights liberal (i'm closer to being a Constitutionalist centrist....) I'm in a bind. Fellow registered republicans accuse me of drinking liberal Koolaid. Democrats just want nothing to do with me, period because I tell the truth the way it is. How about this. BOTH of you need to realize that the Left-Right paradigm is just another facet of the NWO and the bankers, designed to induce class warfare and insuring that elitists hang onto THEIR POWER because WE ARE ALL ARGUING WITH ONE ANOTHER.

Sorry but I have never been much of a joiner. How is this for food for thought. YOUR BOTH WRONG.

Why do I need to join you in being wrong?

Why do I need to shut my mouth because the truth does not sit well with you?

Since when did we become a nation of "Their way or no way?"

I cannot wait for the 2012 election to be over. Do i plan to vote? Yes. Do I want to vote for either of these two assclowns? Not particularly.

Government is by consent of the governed. These cock suckers do not have my consent to govern me. I tell MYSELF what to do. Thank you!

Friday, May 4, 2012

Where is he now???

Hi gang. I know its been awhile. Just been going through a right terrible time right at the moment. But needless to say, I am still alive. The landlord we rented from for three years has completely just walked away from any and all of his properties. That, and the resulting tulmultous things like having to find another place to live, due to bank foreclosure, has ripped apart ol Synapses' marriage... I'm afraid for good this time around. To top everything else off, I've recently learned that I am to be a grandparent (yea, I saw it coming, and will have to kill the person responsible, so bring me some hot chicken soup in jail won't you???) In the midst of all my woes, I was going through some of my older rantings and ravings. And said to myself "This is a fucking good blog!!! Why stop now?" What better time to point out all the injustices in life than right now, when I am going through them? I can start by saying that evil banks did not add to my woes this time around. The problem was caused by my landlord and his mismanaged funds... the dickwad only gave us thirty days. The bank came in, foreclosed the property, and gave us longer. The dickhead dating my daughter, has successfully gotten her pregnant, which just became the icing on the whole cake of failure. The spouse and I separated for our inability to see eye to eye on this character, I want to shoot him, the spouse thinks he can do no wrong... and so it goes. Other than that, I successfully procured other living arrangements. Epic win :) I would write more, but from all the running around I've done the past two days I am feeling pretty weak and sick. So I will catch you up another time. P.S. My friend Carol is doing well and wishes to thank all her well wishers from the bottom of her heart. :)